The summer before I got separated, I sat in a movie theater with girlfriends watching Bad Moms. The main character, Amy, played by Mila Kunis, caught her husband cheating and they immediately got a divorce.
Amy had a few bad moments right after that. I remember her looking at family photos and crying. But then she seemed to pull it all together, looking fabulous driving her young kids to school. Within a few weeks, she met a gorgeous single man. They fell in love, their kids got along, and she was able to continue living in the home where she raised her children. Oh, and she managed to still fit in lots of girl time with friends.
Every so often, I enjoy a good Reba rerun. I watched the show when it first came out in early 2000 when I was happily married. I thought nothing of the fact that Reba lived in a very large home, had a few kids and her daughter’s husband living with her, and didn’t seem to have a steady job. She still communicated with her ex-husband every day — he and his new wife lived a few doors down and would come over unannounced whenever they liked — even though he cheated on her.
When my ex and I decided to divorce, I got hooked on the show Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce. Again, the main character, Abby, an author in her 40s, stayed in her large, modern home and successfully juggled her career, kids and social life as she walked around in heels and carried designer handbags. There seemed to be attractive and eligible men around her at every turn, and she had a wonderfully supportive network of girlfriends who had all been through similar situations.
I love these shows and movies. I’d be lying if I said they hadn’t skewed my view on what divorce is really like. I didn’t consciously watch and think, “Okay, I’m on the brink of divorce, but these shows make it look pretty easy.” But just like fairytales warp our thinking about what love looks like when we’re young, these shows were a big part of why I faced my divorce with rose-colored glasses.
I thought I’d be able to handle everything: caring for my kids, paying the bills, making house repairs, dating, building my career, and keeping my mental health in check, all while looking fabulous.
I can assure you that’s not the case. Not even close.
My divorce was six years ago and today I’m working from home in my pajamas. I have zero makeup on and decided my hair could go another day without being washed. I lose sleep regularly and fall into bed with tomorrow’s to-do list running through my mind.
I didn’t just have one moment of crying like Amy in Bad Moms. I have several a month and that has been a constant since my divorce.
There are no attractive, eligible, evolved men available for me at every turn. In fact, since my divorce, I’ve dated a few men and then got into the most tumultuous relationship of my life before ending it after three years.